Let’s toast to the letter T!
Setting: 8 am. Our mansion. My butler has just spritzed lavender water in the air to wake me up. He is drawing the shades open, letting sunlight stream into the grand masters’ bedroom.Me: “Niles, I would like some toast for breakfast.”
Niles: “Very good, Ms. Toni. With jam and butter?”
Me: “Strawberry please. And grape jelly as well.”
Niles: “Certainly. And how would you like your coffee today? Black with two sugars?”
Me: “And a little cream please.”
Niles: “We have some freshly squeezed orange juice this morning as well, and Master H has instructed for a tall glass of it to accompany your breakfast.”
Me: “That sounds wonderful. And oh, don’t forget how I like my toast, Niles.”
Niles: “Yes, Ms. Toni. No edges, crisp and branded with a T.”
It’s perfect for those who can’t get enough of the Times during breakfast. You’ve got the paper, and now you’ve got their logo on your toast.
Also perfect for those whose names start with the letter T. 
- Found via Cooking Gadgets
- And my imaginary butler? He’s Niles from The Nanny of course!
December 4th, 2007 at 1:10 am
Vern: “Well, hellsfire, what are those damned big-city yankees gonna think of next? Hey, Martha, honey, get ahold of this, an alphabetoaster!”
December 4th, 2007 at 9:52 am
that would make for a nice christmas gift for yourself
December 4th, 2007 at 11:51 am
customer to blond waitress: ” No, I said I want a toast with a cup of tea, not a toast with a capital T.”
December 5th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
hehe cute toaster. I once saw a toaster (owned by a celebrity, Paris Hilton? can’t remember) that makes a Hello Kitty design on the toast