Misheard Lyrics
Tawa ka naman muna. I got this from a forwarded e-mail and promise, you’ll laugh at least once. If you don’t, there’s something wrong with you.
Kidding! O game, tawa naman diyan.
PAG MURA ANG SONGHITS NA NABILI MO…
I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano… (I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadow)
Cry by Mandy Moore – A walk to remember… it was late afternoon! (I’ll always remember, it was late afternoon)
All My Life by K-ci and Jojo – supposed to be you’re like my mother,supposed to be you’re like my sister (close to me you’re like my mother… close to me you’re like my sister)
Where’s the Love – People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying… (People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)
Leaving on a jet plane – so kiss me and SMAFFLE me… (so kiss me and smile for me…)
Usher & Alicia’s My Boo – It started when we were younger you were NINE… (It started when we were younger you were mine)
Here’s more: … and you were my BEYBLADE… it started when were younger you were FINE…
If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys – “some people want TAMBOURINES..” (diamond rings)
Britney’s Baby One More Time – My ONLY NEST is killing me… and I…….. (My loneliness….)
Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) – I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas’s gonna bring me down… (I get knocked down, but I get up again…)
Crush by Jennifer Paige – “i-splash, a little crush..” (“it’s just.. a little crush..”)
Red Hot’s Californication – “Viva Californication….” (Dream of Californication…)
No Scrubs, TLC – “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fine but is also known as a BUS STOP” (buster)
Waterfalls by TLC: Don’t go JASON waterfalls… (Chasin’)
John Mayer – You’re ALICE IN WONDERLAND… You’re ALICE IN WONDERLAND I’ll use my hands (Body is a wonderland)
Baa Baa Black Sheep: “Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road…”
With A Smile by Eraserheads: “Lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of the things that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)
Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag… , magdamag mong
sasabihin……..
On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I’M DOWN… ABANDON ME… (I’m down on bended knee)
Soul of Christ… sat beside me… (sanctify me! )
March 15th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
HAHAA! favorite ko ung “KISS ME AND SMAFFLE ME!” hahaa.
hay nako. thanks for the break.
March 16th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
funny nga…lalo na yung edu manzano!
have a lovely weekend!
March 16th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
kahapon pa ako kumakanta ng Soul of Christ – sat beside me. There is meaning to it din, since Christ is always with us….(Ang seryoso ko naman…)
March 16th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
“your alice in wonderland” hahahaha
this is so funny
March 19th, 2007 at 12:15 am
I bought a songhits magazine in high school that had this Pearl Jam lyric (for the song “Daughter”):
“Home, restless, break this table and an otherwise empty, hmmm.”
(“Alone, listless. breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.)
March 19th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
ha! ha! Very funny.
There are times I invent some lyrics when I’m not familiar with the lines and I laugh later when I find out what the real lyrics are.
April 21st, 2007 at 1:11 pm
hahaha! it reminds me of my husband correcting me whenever i sing Ace of Base’ “Cruel Summer” into this….”it’s a cool..cool summer!!!!” Duh! meron ba namang cool summer????